if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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