The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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