Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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