I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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