There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.