hotel room ftw
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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