Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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