Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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