woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
handjob tips. give me some.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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