Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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