I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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