These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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