Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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