Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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