I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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