he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
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She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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