Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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