So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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