Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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