Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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