i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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