I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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