Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
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Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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