'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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