there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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