You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You're earring is so big in my mouth
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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