check it out our google latitudes are spooning
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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