Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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