i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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