it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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