i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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