before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
