She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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