I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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