in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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