love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The best revenge is premature balding
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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