wakey wakey hands off snakey
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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