Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
In America we eat man semen.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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