If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?