every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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