never play flip cup with pint glasses
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible