he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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My dick has a subreddit
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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