did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.