Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.