Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi. http://tfl.nu/yrsa
  Replies (15) Good night (3043) Bad night (521)
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home http://tfl.nu/0qps
  Replies (16) Good night (822) Bad night (4050) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue. http://tfl.nu/w4nd
  Replies (12) Good night (5717) Bad night (835)
• Favorite

  (231): View more from Michigan

  Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (231): Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins http://tfl.nu/vh4d
  Replies (10) Good night (1477) Bad night (3006) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this... http://tfl.nu/q2aq
  Replies (13) Good night (4145) Bad night (928) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (240): View more from Maryland

  She's the barista slut.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (240): She's the barista slut. http://tfl.nu/aqi5
  Replies (14) Good night (2477) Bad night (834) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep. http://tfl.nu/7jgb
  Replies (2) Good night (1281) Bad night (408) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens. http://tfl.nu/q3si
  Replies (8) Good night (1968) Bad night (549) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims? http://tfl.nu/se1q
  Replies (7) Good night (1423) Bad night (422) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome. http://tfl.nu/ycrs
  Replies (7) Good night (671) Bad night (1147)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words http://tfl.nu/ilbf
  Replies (0) Good night (858) Bad night (736) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.

  (571): View more from Virginia

  I'd say they're off to a great start!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles. (571): I'd say they're off to a great start! http://tfl.nu/1lyt
  Replies (4) Good night (2018) Bad night (445)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way. http://tfl.nu/yi36
  Replies (4) Good night (697) Bad night (319) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  "But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): "But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!! http://tfl.nu/6byh
  Replies (3) Good night (1335) Bad night (278) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!" http://tfl.nu/th1o
  Replies (12) Good night (1778) Bad night (346) Order T-Shirt

Randomize