Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.