i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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