turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?