Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Boobs speak an international language.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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