i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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