It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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