have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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