he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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