i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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